Shock Horror as Republicans prepare Negative Ads

In a major campaign shift to counter dismal polling, Honest John McCain's Shit Kicker in Chiefs have ordered more cod liver oil for the voters stuck in their castles of negative equity and defaulting credit cards.

Senator McCain said he intended to press Senator Obama on a variety of familiar Republican themes during this week's debate, accusing the Democrat once again of getting ready to raise taxes and increase government spending.

What was that mercy flight to Washington about again?
What was that jaunt to the Middle East all about again?

Ha Ha Ha

How stupid do they think swing voters are?