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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Brett Lee goes Bowllywood

After being passed over as lead Karaoke Cheer Leader for "Under the Southern Cross" when the Aussies win at cricket, Brett Lee has hit the charts in India at Number 4 in a duet with a famous Indian singer. Never having played a test in India, he is taking the country by storm with another artistic medium. He is considering a film career after cricket.

3 comments:

James Higham said...

Yo, Bretty! Some of those Bollywood lasses are all right.

Jeremy Jacobs said...

Nah, Shane Warne is the new Brad Pitt. Bit tubby though.

Bill Haydon said...

Brett.

You are a good man, and a fine cricketer.

So do all us pathetic poms a favour and _do something wrong/crap_.

Here's my suggestion:

"Brett Lee, 30, was last night facing humiliation after being snapped in Sydney's top nightspot with his trousers round his ankles and his pants - soiled. Brett, 30, was ashen-faced and tight-lipped as from his $500,000 townhouse he told our reporter to **** off. A close friend said, "Yeah, Brett was just like totally slammed on BabyCham and couldn't hack it, and he followed through. He basically said he needed a fart but had the turtle's head...the man's a fool."

*Brett Lee is a good, intelligent and talented man*

I just kind of wish some rubbish publicity could come Australia's way in the absence of headlines like "Australia loses at cricket".

I am sad. But there is a reason. Or rather 5 of them.